4.27.2010

#3 Things that are useless

This has got to be a great card and an awful card... I think people are really going to get to know me for the better or worse with this blog project.  Useless things....


  • Sporks
  • Hand towels
  • unicycles
  • CVS Card... they swipe theirs for you everytime
  • People that hold STOP signs in construction zones, get a machine to automatically flip it!  DAMN!
  • The hair care/color isle in any grocery/discount store
  • Wheel-less luggage
and for your guessing pleasure

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4.25.2010

#2 Things you would do if you had super-human powers

 I have coveted one or more the X-MEN for a long time.  I guess the thought of having super-human powers intrigues most beacause it ignites the images of rising above all obstacles, being given a gift, set apart, etc...

  • I would love to able to feel the cool wind on my face as I soar above clouds like Superman
  • Invulnerable to harm, I would rescue people in danger
  • Having the power to heal, I would visit as many sick as possible
  • Controlling minds?  I hope I am never given that ability!  Awful temptation! 
  • Laser beam eyes would just suck
  • Teleportation would take me anywhere I wanted to go with just a thought
  • Metal claws like Wolverine would definitely make me more intimidating
  • With my super-human speed, I would rip enough foils at the salon to last a lifetime! 
  • Being able to control the weather, I would enjoy a lightning storm on a regular basis! 

#1 Things that make you cry.



This had to be my first card drawn.  Things that make me cry usually make me cry when I write about them as well.

  • sad movies
  • people in pain
  • seeing someone I care about in grief
  • onions
  • wind in my eyes
  • a swift slap in the face 
  • heartbreak
  • missing my family
  • singing